THIS IS RESPONSIBLE

because you obviously have no idea how to have fun, i feel it is my responsibility to teach you a thing or two about amusement. so you might ask, what is it, this fun that you speak of? well, lots of things. most things actually. making stuff. breaking stuff. eating stuff. but most importantly, keeping your opinions to yourself, because i don't remember asking you a damn thing. no, just kidding of course. your opinions are important and i value them immensely. unless i don't agree with them.